// What would happen if Michael Scott and Dr. House met?//

// Why always people want fictional characters to be together?//

For example, I want Jane and Lisbon to be together, but why?

And I’m not talking only about the Jisbon thing. There are many couples in TV that people want them to be involved in a relationship: House, Castle, Bones, etc. That feeling never happens to me with real people, friends of mine I mean. Why I care about Jisbon? If I actually met Patrick I probably didn’t want him to be involved with Lisbon.

What I would really want is him to be involved with…. me!! muahahaha

// Lisbon: Patrick, my sweet//

Lisbon: Patrick, my sweet,

I’m going to carry my gun. 

Just for Lorelei

Just to shoot her

And see her die

Any objections?

Patrick: No, Teresa, my sweet.

And remember, I’ll always be with you.

…

…

Happy ending

Fans: Oh yeaaah

Patrick: so…

celebration sex?

// Please Lisbon, next time you see Lorelei… do this//

Bitch, you must die

Must die…

“Good girl Lisbon, good girl”

// Jisbon. They will become secret lovers.//

Patrick and Teresa will become secret lovers. If not, if the department knows they are in a relationship, they won’t be able to work together, the department will separate them.

And we don’t want that. But you already know it, isn’t it Bruno Heller?

So they have to be secret lovers. Oh yeaaaah

Jane: That’s a good idea, isn’t it Teresa?

Lisbon: Oh yes